I've always wanted to incorporate whiskey into my personal cocktail lineup but I think a bad experience with the cheap stuff in college has given me pause. I need to take baby steps into the world of whiskey. My first step is with this lovely whiskey cocktail, Rosemary's Honey.
Tequila tastes like happiness and cucumbers taste like relaxation. So this margarita is basically a liquid trip to the spa.
Bonus points if you can get a good amount of the margarita on your counter.
Say the word "creamy" as gross as you possibly can.
A fun way to be #extra: grill your pineapple wedge garnish
Oh, tequila. Tequila tequila tequila. My sweet tequila, my sweet love.
While I do enjoy a creative cocktail, I would rather swallow a lightbulb than go to some hipster ~speakeasy~ where a snobby "mixologist" in a suspenders judges my order. You know what I'm talking about.
What is it about martinis that just make you feel elegant? Your lunch might have been a collection of Cheetos and fries you found on the floor of you car, but if you wash it down with a martini you feel like the epitome of chic.
It's what our founding fathers would want.
Show your man some love, cocktail style (I'm too embarrassed to point out the pun here because I'm such a dainty fucking lady so you'll have to read into it yourself).
Sip away to the South of France. Or your kitchen.
Fizzy, pink goodness.